Flip This City.

I'm a real estate investor,

hardcore dresser

Money counting brother

and I hate polyester.

-from Sir Mix-A-Lot's Rippin'.

Representative Richard H. Baker, a Republican, proposes that wide-scale property flipping is a proper function of the federal government.

Hell, let's make a whole cabinet-level department out of it, shall we? The Department of Property Flippage.

And Donald Trump can be it's secretary.

Someone remind me again why we EVER bought the idea that the Republicans were the party of small government and constitutional constraint.

'Cuz I sure don't find property flipping power being given to the federal government ANYWHERE in the Constitution.