It's Reefer Madness, I tell you.

Note the sneaky way this man-bites-man story implies that marijuana use is to blame, without actually saying marijuana is to blame.

FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (AP) -- An airline passenger bit a fellow traveler Monday, then jumped out of a jetliner as it was moving to take off, authorities said. He was later subdued with a stun gun.

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Rigby will be charged with criminal mischief, criminal trespass, battery, resisting arrest with violence and battery on a law enforcement officer, in addition to an outstanding warrant for marijuana possession, the sheriff's office said.

The pot warrant is irrelevant to the crime. Why include it?

Because, to quote Mr. Mackey, DRUGS ARE BAD.