Kickass tie.

I hate ties. I despies them. I absolutely loathe them.

So why did I buy two black shirts and a tie for my birthday yesterday?

Because it is the Best Tie Ever. It colorshifts from red to black. Very vampiry.

I brought it home and tried it on.

Or, rather, tried to try it on.

I realized that it has been so long that I no longer remember how to tie a tie.

Maybe this nice gentleman will help me.