Want free college tuition?

Then follow this easy two-step application process for the Jesse Jackson College Fund:

1. Become a stripper.

2. Stir up racial tensions with a rape story. Even if it's not true, and is proven not to be true, Jesse will reward you with a college scholarship.

And why is a white-on-black alleged gang rape by college athletes a national story, when a black-on-white alleged gang beating by college athletes is not? When will SBU cancel their football season?