No way! Really? Gawd, no! It CAN'T be!

After much deliberation, something called the Advertising Standards Authority in South Africa has made a determination.

Beans, it seems, make one fart.

Shocker!

How much money was spent on this? Is this what our foreign aid helps subsidize, studies of the fartiness of bean-eaters?

Beans don't make people fart; people make themselves fart by eating beans. There is a difference.

Will their next case be to determine whether or not water is wet?