Bill Clinton: Milk and fruit juice are junk food.

Health Nazis score a victory, pull sodas . . . and fruit juice . . . and milk (MILK!) from school vending machines.

So, the propaganda the government school system fed me in elementary school about there being four food groups (meat, dairy, fruits & veggies, and grains) was a lie? Are there only two healthy food groups now, meat and grains?

And the food pyramid, without two of it's blocks, crumbles.

Hate to tell you this, Slick, but you didn't get that gut of yours by drinking milk and OJ.

The war on pleasure and choice continues...