Today's semi-open thread.

Name five people you'd switch for.

Discuss among yourselves.

What, oh, you want mine?

1. Joan Jett
2. Pink
3. Moulin Rouge's Nicole Kidman.
4. She-Hulk, as drawn by John Byrne.
5. Jadzia Dax. Or Starbuck. Or both. At the same time.

Maybe after a few beers, that big, scary butch lesbian that asks Carlos Mencia "Who you callin' 'bro', bitch?"