I wonder if they're childless.

Stephen King (in his later, crappy years) seems to be writing the screenplay for reality these days.

STORKSTALK.

Gerhard Schneider, 72, from Brandenburg an der Havel near Potsdam said for weeks a large stork has been following him and his wife when they leave the
house and tapping on their farmhouse window day and night if they stay in.

Of course, if I was scripting the universe, the stork would constantly be croaking, "I want my two dollars!"