Liberal Rules Football.

I once, in a little college rantrag called the Bear Review, parodied baseball and liberalism by coming up with a set of rules for Liberal Rules Baseball.

Among other things, points would be redistributed after each inning.

Now, our friends in the Berkeley of the East have come up with Liberal Rules Football. And it's not a parody.

[I guess one should expect these things from the people who brought you Kelo and pro-stupidity police hiring practices.]