The Arkanssouri Blog.: Note to Penn Jillette.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Note to Penn Jillette.

Re: Your support for the Libertarian cause.

This --

Meanwhile, after naming their first-born girl Moxie CrimeFighter last June, comedian Penn Jillette and wife came up with something a bit more mainstream for their new son--Zolten Penn, who was born Monday. "Zolten is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog," said Jillette.


-- isn't helping.

Shenanigans such as this will lead the BOYN types to demand regulation of what you can name your children. And if I ever have children, I want the opportunity to name them "Vote Libertarian" and "Fuck."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was younger, less enlightened, and meaner, I'd have slapped together a bunch of stereotypes about Penn, like, "Well, he's a Liber(al)tarian, he has a ponytail and he makes up odd names for his children-I bet he plays a lot of D and D and goes on incessantly about demons and dragons and mages and Star Trek, and are those *really* his children, I mean, what woman would let a dork like that do her..."

But I am more "tolerant" now and he is an interesting chap, even with his strange bent toward warping his offspring.

R

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

warping his offspring? What does he do to them?

12:25 AM  
Blogger The Last American said...

Such names are ASKING for your child to get beaten up daily at school and as such, amount to psychological abuse.

12:30 PM  

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