I don't generally post stories from the Hindustan Times . . .

. . . but this one's worth it, for the headline alone.

Latest fetish: Sucking babies' dummies!

Though sale of these dummies might be illegal, but a Manchester-based eBay trader is selling them in pulsating purple, pink, yellow and blue for 1.50 pounds.

In Manchester, trading standards officers seized more than 1,000 from street traders, saying they break safety rules, as the babies could confuse them with real dummies and swallow them, or be accidentally strangled by their multicoloured cords.

I am hoping this one falls under the Misinterpretable Headline of the Day category and not the Straight People Are Perverts category.