My all-male adventure at Wal-Mart.
So I'm looking at Wal-Mart yesterday for some garden-hose menders. I find lots of them, but they're all the male end. I need both the male and female end (I guess that would make me bigardenhosual).
I grab a cheap plastic male end and put it in my cart and look far and wide for the female menders. Finally, way off far away from the males (kind of like the Dragon Ranch in Ava) I find a box of female menders. They are brass and cost three times as much as the plastic male mender I had in my cart.