And I call for an 'asshole tax' on arrogant, meddling doctors.

Doctors call for 'fat tax' on Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

Doctors will this week declare war on America's soft drinks industry by
calling for a 'fat tax' to combat the nation's obesity epidemic.

A fat tax on Pepsi will yield zero dollars; Pepsi contains 0g of fat.

[H/T 2 Drudge.]