And I call for an 'asshole tax' on arrogant, meddling doctors.
Doctors call for 'fat tax' on Coca-Cola and Pepsi.
Doctors will this week declare war on America's soft drinks industry by
calling for a 'fat tax' to combat the nation's obesity epidemic.
A fat tax on Pepsi will yield zero dollars; Pepsi contains 0g of fat.
[H/T 2 Drudge.]