Wrong on SO many levels.
From the land of the Bridge to Nowhere comes this story of a bridge from fish to babies (emphasis on the things that are so wrong mine, not theirs):
Fueled by $443,000 in federal funding from the Alaska Fisheries Development Foundation, a project is underway at the University of Alaska Fisheries Industrial Technology Center at Kodiak to create baby food made from salmon.
Let me repeat that. Baby Food. Made from salmon.
1. Ewwww. See also, Ick! An Ickness that ranks right up there with Celery Soda.
2. Where in the Constitution does it say that making fish paste for babies is a federal responsibility?
File this one under "Why I Am A Libertarian."
[H/T 2 brainhop.]