Do they wobble to and fro?

From nbc5i.com:

The Arlington school district has expanded its dress codes to include bans on mouth jewelry known as "grills" and the earlobe-stretching practice known as gauging.

Perhaps the welfare schools* should spend more time teaching students how to read, write, and do arithmetic and less time studying the length of their earlobes.

[H/T 2 Drudge.]