Huckabee: Man Equals Pet.

Or rather, a man marrying a man equals a man marrying a pet. Or rather, homosexuality equals bestiality.

"Marriage has historically never meant anything other than a man and a woman. It has never meant two men, two women, a man and his pet, or a man and a whole herd of pets," he said.

1. The statement is an out-and-out lie. History is rife with men with multiple wives.

2. Marriage is a contract, the foundation of which is consent. Pets cannot legally consent.

3. Man > Animal.

The article is about Nanny Huckabee wanting a ban on gay people serving as foster parents in Arkansas.

John Brummett of the Arkansas News Bureau has more.

[H/T 2 Arkansas Times Blog.]