The bastards!

First, they deplanetize Pluto.

Then, they strip it of it's name.

Since the reason for stripping Pluto of it's name is that it is a "dwarf planet," should we not strip dwarf humans of their names also?

Even asteroids get names.

But Pluto doesn't. Pluto gets a number.

1-3-4-3-4-0.

Which, coincidentally, are the erect penis measurements of the six most well-endowed members of the International Astronomical Union.