I probably shouldn't admit this.

But I don't watch NBC's The Biggest Loser to lose weight.

I watch it to enjoy the sight of t-shirted guys like Jaron, Jason, Brian, and Marty, who may be this year's Matt (who was MUCH hotter fat). (FYI, NBC, the abbreviation for Missouri is "MO", not "MI.")

Sometimes I am such a perv.