Here's my chance.

I've been waiting for the emergence of a new element for years now. Because I have the perfect name.

And, given the Russian-American makeup of the team that discovered it, it's even more perfect.

If they take my suggestion, I will be able to say:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Aynrandium!

(Hey, it's way less lame than Californium or Einsteinium!)