Hey, UN! Hands off my pee-pee!

The UN is awfully interested in your pee-pee.

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - AIDS-stricken Southern African nations should develop a policy of mass male circumcision to fight the disease, the head of the United Nations anti-AIDS agency said on Tuesday.

Let me get this straight. The UN believes circumcision equals salvation when performed on males.

And yet the UN believes it is an atrocity when performed on females.

Nope, no man-hating there, is there?

Somewhere, Janeane Garofolo and Hanoi Jane are doing a happy dance.

Hands off my body, UN.