Nanny Huckabee says you're going to Hell.

Just for reading this blog.

Governor Huckabee says in a new book that people should read the Bible more and blogs less.

He also proves your mother a liar when she told you no one likes a tattletale.

Because, apparently, he does.

Huckabee says Hope in the 1950s was the kind of place where he could misbehave eight blocks from home, but by the time he got there six people would have called his parents to report his behavior.

Huckabee, the pro-squealing candidate.