Don we now our tinfoil hats.

ChiTrib: O'Hare buzzed by UFO; Corporate/Government coverup.

Some airline workers reported seeing a mysterious, elliptical-shaped craft over O'Hare International Airport last fall but say their bosses and the government wouldn't take them seriously.

The Federal Aviation Administration has dismissed the reported Nov. 7 sighting by United Airlines employees as a likely weather phenomenon.

Sorry, but a mirage looks different from different angles. All the witnesses reported seeing, except for the size, the same thing:

A group of workers, including pilots, told the Chicago Tribune on condition of anonymity in remarks published Monday that they saw a dark gray, flying saucer-like object hover motionless in the sky above the United terminal around 4:30 p.m. that day.

After several minutes, the object -- described variously at 6 feet to 24 feet in diameter -- bolted noiselessly upward through thick clouds so powerfully that it left an eerie hole in the clouds.

An unknown aircraft buzzes an American airport, and most media don't alert us?

BTW, Old Media, November 15th, Coast To Coast AM scooped your asses on this story. Long live Art Bell and his progeny.