Unfortunately, CNN didn't decide to be not mangling their sentence structure.

From yesterday's CNN Newsroom:

And this just coming in to CNN. We're getting word that Senator John Kerry will announce soon from the Senate floor that he will be not running for the presidency.

Ouch. My head hurts.

I don't even know what to call that. It's ALMOST a split infinitive, but not quite. In some ways, it's even worse. Are they outsourcing their copy writing to India?

'Cuz it sure sounds to me like something Apu would say.