I want to believe we live in a just universe; I really do.

But what am I supposed to believe about a universe that lets a bunch of evil communist douchebags defeat relatively good capitalists?

The Indianapolis Koltskis' means of property acquisition is to the American Way what
forcible sodomy
Charles Manson
crystal meth
John Wayne Gacy
is to
romance
conflict resolution
dentistry
crawlspaces
preschool .