The Arkanssouri Blog.: Half-movies.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Half-movies.

Star Wars is a much better movie if you shut it off as Darth Vader is poking around in Obi-Wan's robes with his lightsaber.

Full Metal Jacket is much better if you end it at the end of the bathroom scene.

Deliverance is much better if you roll the credits right after the redneck tells John Voigt to pray.

Similarly, Pulp Fiction is better if you hit Eject right after Bruce Willis opens Zed and Maynard's door.

I haven't figured out when the best time to end Kiss of the Spider Woman would be.

But Out of Africa . . . that should have ended at the casting call.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...with regards to KOTS-W, maybe after the dude lisps/proclaims, "CHICKEN!!!"

"Willow" should not be seen at all, or maybe I just shouldn't start watching it after it has started-doesn't make *any* sense to me, and I'm thinking I might have the same reaction to "Hairy Pothead and the Sorcerer's Bong," given the similar fantastical plotlines.

R

11:26 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Listed on Blogwise Blogarama - The Blog Directory
<<-Arkansas Blog+>>