The Muppet That Controls The Present Controls The Past.
I am certain that on Sesame Street, at one point Cookie Monster pulled off Kermit The Frog's eyes and ate them.
I was a child. It was horrible and frightening. More frightening even than when Ernie ripped off Bert's nose to put on his sculpture.
Thing is, I can find no mention of it anywhere.
Like Roosevelt Franklin, it has been "disappeared" from history.
Oh, Prairie Dawn*, where art thou?
Does anyone else remember the horrible eye-eating incident?
* - Note: Prairie Dawn hasn't been purged from history entirely, but she never appears on the show any more. She has been cast aside. "Your money's on the dresser, honey. I'm done with you. Get out."
Labels: cannibalism, Sesame Street, socialized television
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