Ankiel pulls a Reverse Dascenzo*.

Cards pitcher becomes outfielder.

* - For those of you wondering what a Reverse Dascenzo is, take a look at outfielder Doug Dascenzo's 0.00 ERA when Zim would put him in to pitch during throwaway Cubbies innings. The best pitcher in the league that year was an outfielder. This is the stuff of legend. If he was a Klingon, songs would be sung about him.