It's not my fault; it's the poop's!

Minnesota bridge collapse blamed in part on pigeon poop.

Nat Taggart would have forseen the probability of pigeons pooping on his bridge and taken appropriate measures to keep it from being a problem.

Blame It On The Poop
by Milli Vanilli

You said you didn't need her
You told her good-bye (good-bye)
You sacrificed a good love
To satisfy your pride
Now you wished
That you should have her (have her)
And you feel like such a fool
You let her walk away
Now it just don't feel the same
Gotta blame it on something
Gotta blame it on something

Blame it on the poop (poop)
Blame it on the stars (stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the poop yeah yeah
You can blame it on the poop
Get
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the poop
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the poop
Yeah, yeah
Should've told her you were sorry (sorry) huh
Could have said you were wrong
But no you couldn't do that. No, no
You had to prove you were strong ooh
If you hadn't been so blinded (blinded)
She might still be there with you
You want her back again
But she just don't feel the same
Gotta blame it on something
Gotta blame it on something

Blame it on the poop that was falling, falling
Blame it on the stars that did shine at night
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the poop yeah yeah

You can blame it on the poop
Cos the poop don't mind
And the poop don't care
You got to blame it on something
(Blame it on the poop)
(Blame it on the stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the poop yeah, yeah
You can blame it on the poop
Girl

Ooh, ooh (ooh)
Girl
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the poop
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the poop

Get
Girl
(Whatever you do...)
(Blame it on the poop yeah, yeah) x 3
You can blame it on the poop, blame it on the poop,
blame it on the poop baby
(Blame it on the poop yeah yeah)
Blame it on the stars that did shine that night
(Blame it on the poop yeah yeah)
Blame it, blame it on the poop
woo
I'm walking
I'm walking

Walking in the poop
Walking in the poop

(Poop, poop)
(Stars, stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
(Blame it on the poop)
yeah yeah
(Blame it on the poop)
that keeps falling, falling
(Blame it on the stars)
that did shine that night
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the poop yeah yeah
Blame it on the poop (poop, poop )