Cops For Carnage.

Columbia (MO, not Columbia the country)'s police are apparently too busy.

The Columbia Police Department is suggesting that the City Council not proceed with developing an ordinance to make using cell phones while driving illegal in a report submitted at Monday’s council meeting.

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“We are already very busy with other issues on our plate,” [Police Chief Randy] Boehm said.

Hey, those doughnuts aren't gonna eat themselves!