I'm sure I am SOMETIMES.

I've told this to R, but I don't think I've told the rest of my minions.

Between Thayer and Salem on Highway 9, there is a set of Burma-Shave-style signs. When read in sequence, they promote memberships in Air-Evac, an air ambulance company.

But if you stop after reading only the first sign, you are presented with an important question.

The first sign says,

"ARE YOU A MEMBER?"