Can someone please explain to me . . .

. . . how, exactly, purple is objectively inferior to other colors?

And if it was, whose rights are so violated that they are justified in siccing the color police on them?

What matters is not the color of one's house, but the content of their character.

Looks to me like SOMEBODY needs to rent Pleasantville sometime.

[H/T 2 NWAnews]