Quote of the Day/ Another sad commentary on America.
Here's an idea -- don't put the crib near the blinds.
Here's another idea -- cut off the cords high enough that the baby can't reach.
Here's another idea -- CHOOSE to replace your blinds with cordless ones when you have a baby.
And finally, perhaps the best idea of all -- WATCH THE BABY SO IT DOESN'T GET INTO SUCH THINGS.
Jesus, when did American people get so ban-happy?