You'd think he'd have more pressing needs.

Thou shalt not use a church's telephone to call a sex hot line, saith police in this Hudson Valley town. A homeless man has been accused of breaking into a Valley Cottage church by picking a lock so he could dial a sex line.

What if, theoretically speaking of course, he used the pay phone outside the Wal-Mart in West Plains Missouri to call 1-800-MAN-MEAT?