Should I add a seperate category for Dipshit Cop of the Month?

Oh, Jesus f***ing Christ!

The [Ice Breakers Pacs] packets, which come in blue and orange plastic slide-up cases, are similar enough to drug packets that a child familiar with the candy could mistakenly swallow a heat-sealed bag of drugs, Philadelphia Police Chief Inspector William Blackburn told the Philadelphia Daily News for an article published Friday.

Yeah, and maybe the REAL reason Pop Rocks went out of style was all those children who got it and cat litter confused!

He goes on:

"It glorifies the drug trade," he said. "There's really no reason that a product like this should be on the shelf."

Powdery candy. That wouldn't appeal to ANY child in the world, so it has to be some big dark pro-drug conspiracy, right?

Anyone remember Pixie Stix?

How much pleasure do the NORMAL people in America have to give up in order to make the country Safe For Idiots?