You-hoo, Mr. President Bush Man, sir?

You need to add Callie to your list of evildoers!

I found this in my inbox this morning:

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

I'm guessing Callie won't be in contention to be Queen of the next Dwarf Pride Parade.

BTW . . . OBVIOUSLY, he was Grumpy!