Campaign shirt?

I went into Wal-Mart in West Plains determined to find a shirt "fit to campaign in," as I told my mother and aunt.

I came out with a green and white (Thayer's school colors) checkeredish collared longsleeve button up.

I also came out with a black t-shirt that says "Be nice to me or I'll sic my ninja monkeys on you" with corresponding art of three ninja monkey stick figures.

I am now deciding which to campaign in.