So I'm cooking us some bacon this morning, as I did yesterday uneventfully.
Just as I'm leaning over the pan to stir the pieces around, a big piece of hat grease popped on my face.
If I hadn't been wearing my glasses, most of it would have hit my eyes.
I think I managed to wipe most of it off before any disfiguration, but it stings like hell.
Not a good start to the morning.