Ouch.
So I'm cooking us some bacon this morning, as I did yesterday uneventfully.
Just as I'm leaning over the pan to stir the pieces around, a big piece of hat grease popped on my face.
If I hadn't been wearing my glasses, most of it would have hit my eyes.
I think I managed to wipe most of it off before any disfiguration, but it stings like hell.
Not a good start to the morning.
posted by The Last American at 8:43:00 AM
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Of course, that's not as bad as singing along with the opera on KSMU whilst preparing bacon for one's girlfriend naked and having hot grease pop and burn one's naughty bits-OWEEE!
R
And bacon grease just can't compare to the trauma caused by that mental picture, no matter where it hits.
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