The Arkanssouri Blog.: Ouch.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008


So I'm cooking us some bacon this morning, as I did yesterday uneventfully.

Just as I'm leaning over the pan to stir the pieces around, a big piece of hat grease popped on my face.

If I hadn't been wearing my glasses, most of it would have hit my eyes.

I think I managed to wipe most of it off before any disfiguration, but it stings like hell.

Not a good start to the morning.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, that's not as bad as singing along with the opera on KSMU whilst preparing bacon for one's girlfriend naked and having hot grease pop and burn one's naughty bits-OWEEE!


4:38 PM  
Blogger Tom Hanna said...

And bacon grease just can't compare to the trauma caused by that mental picture, no matter where it hits.

1:47 AM  

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