Waitaminnut....

State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles . . .

Set aside the notion that replicas of animal genitalia are not as offensive as replicas of human genitalia for a moment and ponder the following . . .

Those things are actual replicas? To scale?

Couple that information with this:

[T]hey are now sold in larger, more offensive versions. Some are certainly large enough to be noticeable--the biggest ones from the site Spruill researched weigh more than 2 pounds.

It would surprise everyone if the model from which the mold was made turned out to be Richard Simmons.

But it's more likely Rick Astley.