Speaking of Jesus . . .
. . . has anyone else heard the story of Jesus throwing someone (maybe a child) off of a roof so He could resurrect him? If so, where can I find it?
'Cuz it would come in handy the next time I see one of those "Who would Jesus torture?" signs.
Or am I imagining the whole thing (which sometimes happens)?
If that's the case, I won't have been this disillusioned since that time I found out my entire existence was confined within a snowglobe belonging to an autistic child.