Clinton Adviser: "I'm nawt drunk, Ossifer!"

[Sidney] Blumenthal, an unpaid senior adviser to Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, was arrested in Nashua on the eve of the New Hampshire primary and charged with aggravated DWI, according two members of the Nashua police force.

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(The Clinton campaign declined comment on the arrest and whether it would affect Blumenthal's status as an adviser.)

You have to wonder what kind of person attracts drunks and thieving traitors?