The Arkanssouri Blog.: Ha!

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Ha!

From an otherwise run-of-the-mill piece by Jason A. Trommetter:

A second grade teacher in South Carolina is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that we have a Republican president in office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George W. Bush.

Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl.

"Rachel," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Republican," says Rachel.

"Well, what are you?" asks the teacher.

"I'm a Libertarian and proud of it," replies the little girl.

The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Rachel, why are you a Libertarian?" she asks.

"Well, my Mommy and Daddy are Libertarians, so I'm a Libertarian, too."

"Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Libertarian. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?"

Rachel smiled. "Then we'd be Republicans."


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