Who's running the dreadful News-Leader, the Clinton cabinet?

In Sunday's dreadful News-Leader, in the Two Views columns, someone at the paper apparently didn't like Peter Kinder's name and instead credited his opinion piece to someone named Firstname Lastname.

In these times where (let's say urban; that sounds better) urban women name their children things like Piranha, Bulimia, or Placenta, or some name ending in "iqua", Firstname Lastname doesn't sound so farfetched.