The worst movie EVER!

Up at 4:30 yesterday morning to take mom to the hospital in West Plains. She was supposed to be there at 6:45. They didn't call her in for surgery until 7:30.

After they called her back, I found my way into an observation room, where I could watch eye surgeries on TV. There were a few others in the room.

A couple of surgeries in, I accidentally commented out loud that this is the worst movie EVER. There was no plot and the dialogue was terrible. It was as bad as Showgirls, which I have previously described as being trapped in an elevator with Gilbert Godfried for two hours, and he insists on standing right next to you. This amused most of the people in the room, some even complained that they didn't even have any popcorn, but one old bat just frowned like an annoyed, pissy old maid.

Eventually, she brought out a small container of rice pudding and began eating it. Every few minutes, she'd look at the screen and go "Ewww," and give a little grossed-out shudder. I couldn't resist. I caught her right at the end of a shudder and said, pointing to the screen, "You know, that looks just like rice pudding!"

She covered her mouth with a napkin and rushed from the room.

It's very simple, old bat. If you think it's THAT gross, don't watch it. There's plenty of room in the waiting room for you to sit.

Reap, baby, reap.