All-in-one post

Brick-and-mortar obligations (not the least of which is figuring out a way to pay for a new roof for my house) will take up most of my time today, so here's what's on my mind.

Good news, bad news, D.C. The good news is that you're getting a baseball team. The bad news is that it's the Expos.

About a half an hour from now, Earth will have a close shave with a planet-killer asteroid.

Fans who throw beer bottles at baseball players should receive a lifetime ban from MLB and MLB-affiliated minor league ballparks.