And now for something completely ridiculous.

Smurf Name Generator here.

George Bush is "Naughty Smurf."
George W. Bush is "New-and-Improved Smurf."
Laura Bush is "Stoner Smurf."
Bill Clinton is "Pimpin' Smurf."
Hillary Clinton is "Colicky Smurf."

and saddest of all, Barbara Bush is "Chesty Smurf."