From our "PC Run Amok" bureau...

... this is an actual quote (emphasis mine, not theirs)from a news story:

THE fast-food chain, Burger King, is withdrawing its ice-cream cones after the lid of the dessert offended a Muslim.

Another quote from the same story:

"This is my jihad. How can you say it is a spinning swirl? If you spin it one way to the right you are offending Muslims."