Okay, I'll admit sometimes men invent goofy things,

like the duct-tape bandage.

But what you have to remember is that the line between genius and madness is obscure, and in some cases nonexistent.

Jim Morrison had plenty of nights where his show was just awful, but once in awhile it was pure genius.

You want genius, you put up with the awfulness.

You want the thinking beer mat or the shower beer holder or the taser cannon, you put up with the duct-tape bandage.