Innsbruck Prof: Pick A Winner!

And now a word from the pro-nose-picking constituency:

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

[But wait, it gets worse; Snip.]

“With the finger you can get to places you just can’t reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner. “And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body’s immune system. “

The dry remains, mind you. Beware the wet ones.