Santa wallops child upside the head.

I just want to mention that in all of recorded history, there has never been an instance of the Kwanzaa Bunny smacking a wean.

Of course, the Kwanzaa Bunny isn't white bobbins fancy Santa Claus.

[Hmm. The American to Brit translator isn't working so well. That last line should end with "isn't white trash like Santa Claus."]