Question:

To: you
From: Me
Re: The Undead.


Once they've succeeded in eating the brains of every living human, what do zombies then eat?

Do they go for animal brains, and if so, what do they do when THOSE run out? And do they have to worry about mad cow disease?

If a zombie eats the brain of another zombie, does he turn human? What happens if a zombie eats the brain of a vampire, or a vampire sucks the blood of a zombie?

And if a human bites a vampire, does it turn the vampire human? What if a vampire bites a vampire?

These are the questions which vex me this time of year. I wish the damn solstice would hurry it's ass up.